‘Jersey Shore’ Star Arrested
In news that really shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone, a cast member from the much derided television guilty pleasure 'Jersey Shore' was arrested today, just another in a long line of the show's stars to do something stupid and find themselves in handcuffs for it.
Deena Cortese was arrested after a police officer saw her standing in the middle of the road, slapping cars as they drove past her. Naturally, she was intoxicated. She was dragged to police station, issued a summons and released back into the wild, free to slap more cars and continue to make a moron of herself on national television.
Incidents like this serve as a reminder that the show is currently filming its latest season, which will begin its assault on the world sometime this year. Cortese has company in the "'Jersey Shore' Cast Members With Rap Sheets" club. Jonathan "The Unit" Manfre was charged with felony drug possession earlier this year. "Ronnie" Ortiz-Magro was arrested for unpaid parking tickets in 2010. That same year, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was was arrested for disorderly conduct.
But hey, what is 'Jersey Shore' without a cast of meatheaded morons with no self awareness bumbling through life and making asses of themselves? An arrest only adds to their special brand of anti-mystique. See why below.