First ‘Fuller House’ Photos Only Slightly Less Horrifying Than First Teasers
Let’s be honest: the promotional lead-in to Netflix’s Fuller House revival of Full house has not been good. There was the uber-creepy first teaser, horribly misguided dance-break, and all the ridiculous Olsen news you can handle. Now, the first official photos have arrived of the Tanner (ahem, Fuller) clan reunited, and they look … like humans occupying communal space, sure!
Netflix dropped the first official photos of its February Fuller House, primarily focused on Steph, DJ and Kimmy as a new family unite (with a litter of young-ins between), though at least one shot brings us Danny, Becky, and Uncles Jesse and Joey. The real question remains … WHERE’S MR. WOODCHUCK, YOU FIENDS?
Olsen-free, and its classic theme song due for a Carly Rae Jepsen update, so reads the official Fuller House synopsis:
In Fuller House, the adventures that began in 1987 on Full House continue, with veterinarian D.J. Tanner-Fuller (Candace Cameron Bure) recently widowed and living in San Francisco. D.J.’s younger sister/aspiring musician Stephanie Tanner (Jodie Sweetin) and D.J.’s lifelong best friend/fellow single mother Kimmy Gibbler (Andrea Barber), along with Kimmy’s feisty teenage daughter Ramona (Soni Nicole Bringas), all move in to help take care of D.J.’s three boys — the rebellious 12-year-old Jackson (Michael Champion), neurotic 7-year-old Max (Elias Harger) and her newborn baby, Tommy Jr (Messitt Twins).
In the meantime, Fuller House will premiere all Netflix episodes on February 26. Gaze, gaze into its horror below.