As if Sharknado or its sequel hadn’t assaulted your sanity enough, its impending trilogy may well take a golden chainsaw to it. The Sharknado officially becomes a “Sharkicane” threatening to devour the “Feast Coast” in Syfy’s extended threequel trailer, and between Frankie Muniz, storm-sensing and fighter jets, not even David Hasselhoff can rescue you from drowning in madness.
Sharknado 3 took its particular brand of Oh Hell No! insanity to the White House by the film’s first sneak peek, but with a frenzy afoot on Capitol Hill, out come the celebrities. Frankie Muniz, Lou Ferrigno, Penn Jillette and more are just some of the famous folk having sharks rained upon them in the latest trailer for our third national Sharknado.
Because you asked for it, pleaded for it, mailed millions of pounds of chum to your local congressman for it, Sharknado is back and headed to Washington D.C. for a second sequel. The first trailer from Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! has arrived, and yes, a shark lands on the Lincoln Memorial.
Are you ready to see Bill Hader greased up and sporing tiny red shorts? We are! The 'SNL' star has signed on to take the lead role in the upcoming 'Baywatch' film.
Could Justin Timberlake be bringing sexy back … to the beach? Rumor has it that Paramount wants the ‘Bad Teacher’ and ‘Friends with Benefits’ star to lead its planned reboot of the ‘Baywatch’ franchise – and we have details about how they would use him.
John Gulager’s ‘Piranha 3DD’ promises hordes of razor-toothed creatures feasting on nubile bodies in a deadly water park. So obviously, the first official clip from the film gives us … David Hasselhoff on a Casio keyboard?
This 'Piranha 3DD' red band trailer is, of course, incredibly NSFW. The previously released green band trailer offered some laughs by way of David Hasselhoff, stripper lifeguards, and Ving Rhames saying, "Bring me my legs!" That's all fine and good, but now you can have all of that and naked breasts! What's a movie about killer mutant fish terrorizing a stripper-friendly water park without some honest-to-goodness boob action?
If we were David Zayas, we too would be tired of letting everyone else have all the blood-shedding fun! Thankfully, the producers of 'Grimm' have a juicy new role in mind for the 'Dexter' star.
'Piranha: 3DD,' the long awaited sequel to Alexandre Aja's extraneously-dimensional 2010 remake of Joe Dante's 'Piranha,' finally has a trailer and promises a summer 2012 release.