So... There was a reason we were all scared to watch what Snooki would do next on the many seasons of 'Jersey Shore,' and it was this same reason we all collectively breathed a sigh of relief to hear that season 6 would be the show's last. But we couldn't pinpoint that reason until just now, and the reason was post traumatic stress disorder.
You can take the girl out of the 'Jersey Shore' house, but you just can't take the 'Jersey Shore' house out of the girl. Let's test that theory! Among a few key changes taking place with the upcoming sixth (hopefully last) season of 'Jersey Shore,' it seems at least one housemate is keen to make a change...of address!
Yes, its really happening. Like Pauly D before them, Nicole 'Snooki' Polizzi and Jenni "JWoww" Farley have spun off into their own series, and rather than the network burning and destroying the footage for the abomination it is, it looks like the aptly-titled 'Snooki & JWoww' has been given an official premiere date. No, it's not December 22, 2012.
Come on, everybody, we were so close! So very, very close. With Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi pregnant, engaged, and seemingly retired from the hard-partying lifestyle for which she's famous only for stumbling through, it had seemed 'Jersey Shore' was at its end. After all, even meatballs and gorilla juiceheads have to sleep sometime, don't they?
And with 'Jersey Shore' Season 5 having come to a close, with a Pauly D spin-off on the way and a Snooki / JWoww pilot in the works, it had seemed that the once mammoth phenomenons of GTL and the 'Jersey Shore' lifestyle would slowly, but surely ride off into the sunset. Then, this happened.
Brace yourselves, folks. 'Jersey Shore' has been renewed for Season 6.
Seeing as you're on the Internet, you probably already know that Snooki is pregnant. If not, take a moment to yourself, if you need one.