Thanos Thoughts: Welcome To My Blog

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Hello, my name is Thanos and I live on a rock in space. I own a chair. I’d like to own the Infinity Stones. There are six of them. They are all I think about, really. I don’t own any though. lol.

While I sit here in space on my chair with no Infinity Stones, I thought I’d pass some time by starting a blog. So, welcome to my blog. I’m calling it Thanos Thoughts because my name is Thanos and these are my thoughts lol. The idea is that this might be a good place for like-minded people to come and share their favorite craft ideas, or their favorite recipes, or their favorite plan to destroy the universe. I’d love to destroy the universe, really, but I need those Infinity Stones and I don’t have any yet. lol.

Here’s something I’ve been thinking about a lot and I’m sure you have too. Do you ever wake up from a nice nap only to realize that your space chair has drifted away from the rock in space that you live on? Oh, brother, what a mess! Ha ha.

I’ve been thinking a lot about loyalty lately, too. Have you ever hired someone to bring you an Infinity Stone, only to have that person keep the Infinity Stone for himself? The worst thing about this is that Ronan (his name was Ronan) didn’t even have the decency to visit me in person to tell me about this. Maybe we could have worked something out? Instead, he told me over FaceTime, then hung up on me.

I wish more people would visit my space rock, I’m not such a bad guy. lol.

I guess what all this comes down to is that I’m lonely. People tell me that I have a nice smile, but yet I find it hard to meet people. I bet people would pay more attention to me if I had an Infinity Stone! But, of course, I don’t have any Infinity Stones because I’m really bad at collecting Infinity Stones.

Lately, I’ve just been feeling really worthless. What’s the point of all of this? Would the Infinity Stones make me truly happy? YES! Haha. lol.

Infinity Stones!

Remember in ‘WarGames’ when Joshua needed that long code in order to launch nuclear weapons and destroy Earth? How long did that take him? Maybe ten minutes? And that was a computer from 1983. How do you think that makes me feel? I am the “big bad” in a movie series that is ten installments in and I have nothing to show for it. Big bad? More like “Big bad at my job.” lol.

I cleaned my space rock yesterday. It only took a couple of minutes. I wish more people would visit.

I watched ‘The Fault in Our Stars’ yesterday. It didn’t do much for me.

I really enjoyed ‘Monuments Men.’

People don’t know this about me, but I’m a big fan of the progressive rock band Yes.

I once had a cameo on the series ‘Hangin’ With Mr. Cooper.’

I voted for Walter Mondale.

I am very excited for the second season of ‘Halt and Catch Fire.’

I used to be a big Wally Joyner fan. When I destroy the universe, I will spare Wally Joyner.

I am looking forward to Rockwell’s next album.

I co-produced ‘Sin City: A Dame to Kill For.’ I hope you like it.

My middle name is Mitchell.

Like the rest of you, I’m looking forward to that ‘Saved By the Bell’ movie. I am a monster, but I am not a monster.

So, that’s a little bit about me. I hope to find the time to update this blog often with interesting ideas on how to destroy the universe, but as of right now, I’m kind of out of ideas. So, instead, I’ll just sit here on my big space chair and share my thoughts with you. And then, someday, if I ever get those Infinity Stones, I will destroy you. Haha. Don’t worry, I don’t have any yet. lol.

You can contact Thanos directly on Twitter.

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