Uruk-hai From ‘The Lord of the Rings’ + Snooki — Dead Ringers?
So... There was a reason we were all scared to watch what Snooki would do next on the many seasons of 'Jersey Shore,' and it was this same reason we all collectively breathed a sigh of relief to hear that season 6 would be the show's last. But we couldn't pinpoint that reason until just now, and the reason was post traumatic stress disorder.
Clearly the hideously deformed image of the Uruk-hai orcs from 'The Lord of the Rings' movie trilogy was forever burned into our brains, and now the slightest resemblance to its hair poof and war face gives us nightmares. If you think we're overstretching this comparison between this breed of orc and the reality show star, riddle us this -- have you ever seen Snooki drunk off her ass with no greater want than to smush?