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What Yoda Would Sound Like If He Spoke Like A Normal Person?

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The ‘Star Wars’ universe is riddle with mysteries. Did Han shoot first? How come Chewbacca doesn’t get a medal at the end of ‘A New Hope?’ And how come Yoda insists on speaking in semi-reverse order? While most of those questions remain unanswered, a new video at least attempts to fix Yoda’s bizarre speech pattern. Wait, I’m sorry. Fix it, they do.

The clip was posted on Gizmodo, and basically snips Yoda’s confounding dialogue so that he sounds like the rest of the Jedi Council. And do you know what? It kind of steals Yoda’s thunder. I like him much better when he’s spitting out backwards philosophy. Better, it is.

There’s so much about Yoda we still do not know. The little Jedi has a 900-year history, which gives Lucas plenty of material for a pre-prequel trilogy. You know you want it, right?

Yeah, neither do I.

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