Together, though the little rascal known as "Honey Boo Boo" and her Mama Boo Boo, known as the Coupon Queen, aren't always the most graceful when it comes to pageants -- or life in general -- they make one heck of a team. But they're hiding something... Just as 'South Park' revealed the 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' stars to be nothing but Crab People, so too are we outing Honey Boo Boo and the Coupon Queen as Krang from 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'!

Okay, we can't take credit for discovering this incredible look alike. Reddit user beepROBOT was all over this before we figured it out. Together, this pair has wreaked havoc in the kid pageant circuit, made rednecks the latest entertainment trend to replace people from New Jersey, and they've turned Go-Go Juice into a biological weapon... sort of.

If a group of genetically altered reptiles doesn't come along soon, pretty soon they'll be no place to hide from this destructive force.