Pinocchio

When you wish upon a star, Disney remakes another animated movie.

That’s Tom Hanks as Geppetto and Pinocchio as himself.

The horror master tries his hand at children’s animation.

He must have wished upon a star.

Disney’s upcoming theatrical slate could become its Disney+ slate.

Robert Zemeckis will direct.

How did our parents let us watch these?

Hanks already played Walt Disney, so why not one of his most famous characters?

The Oscar winner will make a stop-motion animated Pinocchio movie for the monster streaming site.

The year is 2042. The Trump bloodline is still strong. All TV shows are created by Ryan Murphy. The only movies are Disney live-action remakes.