Beautiful, rich people casually participating in hideous, terrible things and occasionally having explicit sex -- stop me if you've heard this one before. If it sounds like a Bret Easton Ellis story, that's because it is. 'The Canyons,' scripted by Ellis and directed by Paul Schrader (writer of 'Taxi Driver' and director of 'American Gigolo'), tells the languid story of a manipulative trust fund kid, his failed actress girlfriend (Lindsay Lohan), and the love rectangle that leads to obsession and violence.
While attempting to make a horror flick, a man learns that his lead actor has ignited an affair with his girlfriend, ultimately prompting an act of violence.
'Mean Girls' hit theaters in 2004, nine years ago today, and became an instant classic -- a tale of high school superficiality and clique culture run amok. It solidified Lindsay Lohan as a huge star and introduced us to Rachel McAdams, Amanda Seyfried and Lizzy Caplan. But most importantly, it gave us endlessly quotable moments -- stuff we're still laughing about nine years later. To celebrate this anniversary, we've collected GIFs of our favorite and funniest moments.
My disdain of the 'Scary Movie' franchise came early. I distinctly recall seeing the 'Scary Movie 2' poster, which featured Kathleen Robertson wearing a t-shirt that says "I See Dead People." This isn't a joke. It's just a reference. It isn't clever, it isn't witty - it's just saying a thing from another movie. It's not funny.
Almost 10 years later, 'Scary Movie 5' still suffers from this debilitating problem. There is absolutely nothing funny about going 'Inception'-style into Christian Grey's S&M room and having Mike Tyson show up. Yet, if you are somehow able to ignore the lowest common denominator pop culture appearances (I hesitate to even call them jokes) there are a great number of truly amusing gags and examples of rapid fire dialogue zings. Put bluntly: when the film is freed from the shackles of its referencing mandate, there's some good, dopey humor in here. Much to my surprise, I laughed out loud a good half-dozen times.
‘Anger Management’ continues on its 90-episode, two-year run with its 22nd overall episode “Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in Trouble,” as Charlie strikes up a relationship with Lindsay Lohan after treating her at a commercial shoot, but soon finds his actions worsening her relationship with the press.
Last week's episode “Charlie Dates Crazy, Sexy, Angry” saw Charlie falling back into a relationship with Lori (Denise Richards), while the group tried to find Lacey a match and Kate and Jen shared a girls’ night out, so what will the latest episode bring? Are there more laughs to be had in the twenty-second half-hour of ‘Anger Management,’ or does it have a worse reputation than Lindsay Lohan herself?
Read on for your in-depth recap of everything you need to know about ‘Anger Management’ episode 22, “Charlie Gets Lindsay Lohan in trouble!”
Prior to serving out whatever sentence TMZ tells us about, the always-entertaining Lindsay Lohan managed to squeeze in a quick job with Charlie Sheen for his ongoing FX comedy 'Anger Managment.' The notoriously-troubled Hollywood starlet will of course play herself in the April 11 outing, but how would you like a first look? Get a sneak peek of Lindsay Lohan and her crazy outfit for the upcoming season of 'Anger Management' inside!
Sure looks like someone did some reshoots. The last ‘Scary Movie 5’ trailer we saw was a predictable montage of limp ‘Paranormal Activity’ and ‘Black Swan’ gags, but this new one has sprinkled in a good amount of ‘Mama’ moments, indicating that the production clearly felt obligated to be a little more current and spoof a movie that’s actually relevant right now.
The result, however, is still akin to being smashed in the groin several times (which this movie would find hilarious, of course). Feel the pain after the break.
Far be it from us to speculate on the ins and outs of Hollywood nightlife, but Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan are definitely making good bedfellows these days. Not only did Sheen publicly help Lohan out of a tax jam and share the spotlight in bed for an upcoming appearance in 'Scary Movie 5,' but now we're hearing Lohan will swing by Sheen's FX comedy 'Anger Management,' of course playing herself. Find out how Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan end up in bed together this time inside!
Robert Rodriguez's 'Machete Kills' is back on track after a potentially disastrous lawsuit threatened to shut down production entirely, and one aspect of the film we can all look forward to is the return of multiple characters from the first film. Danny Trejo, Jessica Alba and Michelle Rodriguez will be reprising their roles, but it seems that 'Machete Kill'-ed Lindsay Lohan -- meaning she won't be coming back.
Based on everything we've seen, and read, about Paul Schrader's trainwreck-in-the-making 'The Canyons,' it's unfortunate that the first clip from the indie is such a bore. Well, until the last 15 seconds or so, but even that is dark/trying to be dark. For the most part, you'll watch as Lindsay Lohan wanders around a house calling her own cell phone while a man ("ex"-porn star James Deen) sleeps in a nearby bed.