He was blond, tan and had the body of a Greek god. That's if the Greek god were made of a crazy material that stretched for miles and bled pink ooze when you punctured him with needles. Yes, we're talking about the classic toy Stretch Armstrong. A man who is leaving toy shelves to star in his very own full-length feature film.
It's a toy that can be stretched as hard as possible and then returns to it's own shape and it's coming to a theater near you April 11, 2014! Yes, Hasbro and Relativity Media are going to turn this toy into a movie, even though Universal turned it down, and they've no longer got Taylor Lautner attached. But they do have a writer!