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‘Toddlers & Tiara’s’ Star “Honey Boo Boo Child” Gets Her Own Spin-Off

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What’s worse than watching a bunch of ill-fit mothers spray tan their 6-year-olds, force packets of sugar down their throats, and make them prance around on stage in a Madonna-inspired cone bra? Probably nothing. But TLC is coming close to the next worst thing with a ‘Toddlers & Tiaras‘ spin-off starring “Go-Go Juice” guzzler, Alana “Honey Boo Boo Child.”

Titled ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,’ the six-part series, which is set to premiere in August, will focus on Alana and her reviled mother June’s home life in rural Georgia.

Alana and her stage-mom became ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ breakout stars when June (aka “the Coupon Queen) started serving her daughter a highly-caffeinated concoction known as “Go-Go Juice.” It can’t be that great for children, since Alana is the only 6-year-old we know who will “holla for a dollar.”

Viewers will watch as Alana, her mom, father “Sugar Bear,” and three sisters, “Pumpkin,” “Chubbs,” and “Chickadee” take their four-wheelers mudding and cook up some roadkill for dinner.

No, those aren’t their real names, but yes, this is really happening. Don’t believe us? Check out some clips of “Honey Boo Boo Child” on ‘Toddlers & Tiaras’ and tell us you wouldn’t watch her spin-off.

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