Poor Bill Paxton is going to wake up this morning and have zero idea what is going on. Here, Bill, look at this video.

On last night’s Tonight Show, the always-amazing Martin Short hit the stage to chat it up with host Jimmy Fallon, who quickly engaged him a raucous round of “Word Sneak.” Short is quite good at the game — which involves sneaking random words into “everyday” conversation — especially when he’s tasked with sneaking the words “Bill Paxton” into his chat. Suddenly, Bill Paxton has been (fictionally, of course) ousted as the kind of man who drunkenly screams at live plays, to the point that he needs to be kicked out.

And then they get to the back hair portion of the show. It’s okay, Bill. Really.

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