To celebrate the season three premiere of 'Louie' this week on FX, we've combed the internet vaults for the very best Louis CK jokes, from his stand-up specials to 'Louie' and everything inbetween -- here are the comedian's 25 most hilarious moments. You're welcome. (Obvious NSFW language alert in these videos below...)

  • 1

    "Single People"

    Louis explains why he just can't feel bad for single people anymore.

  • 2

    "Give It a Second"

    People today are so ungrateful for our technological miracles.

  • 3

    "Getting Fat"

    On getting fat, cookie radar, and how his stomach is like a theater seat.

  • 4

    "Fun With a Girl"

    Louis encounters a waitress with a very strange sexual hang-up.

  • 5

    "Awesome Possum"

    Lines, the post office, and a pretentious coffee shop where Louis encounters someone wearing the same shirt.

  • 6

    "Coffee Shop"

    Related to the previous clip, this scene from 'Louie' accurately portrays a hungover visit to a coffee shop in the morning.

  • 7

    "World's Saddest Handjob"

    What happens when all the sex magic dies in your marriage. Warning: The results are hilariously sad.

  • 8

    "Louis CK Hates Twitter"

    Louis talks to Conan O'Brien about why he doesn't follow anyone on Twitter and why he thinks it's so stupid.

  • 9

    "Being White"

    On being a white man and the opportunities afforded by time travel.

  • 10

    "Suck a Bag of D---s"

    Louis explains the strangest insult he's ever received.

  • 11

    "Duck Vaginas"

    The weirdest food in Chinatown.

  • 12


    Louis lets a heckler in the audience have it during an episode of 'Louie.'

  • 13

    "Girls vs Women"

    On the difference between girls and women, and why he's done with the former.

  • 14

    "Pot Smoking"

    Louis smokes up with his neighbor, guest star Josh Hamilton, on 'Louie.'

  • 15


    On the type of people, such as himself, who eat at Cinnabon.

  • 16

    "Schindler's List"

    In this interview with Conan O'Brien, Louis describes his idea of the audition process for a little girl in 'Schindler's List.'

  • 17

    "Louis CK vs CAM"

    That "CAM" stands for Cause Against Masturbation, and in this clip from 'Louie,' Louis defends one of his favorite activities.

  • 18

    "Louis CK on Gay Marriage"

    Louis' views on gay marriage are hilarious, honest, and moving.

  • 19

    "Daughter's First Sentence"

    Louis recalls his daughter's first sentence, and the indignation that followed.

  • 20

    "They're Called Pig Newtons"

    Louis' daughter calls Fig Newtons "Pig Newtons."

  • 21

    "Children and Their Secrets"

    On the very special way his five year old tells secrets.

  • 22

    "Changing Diapers"

    A gross-out description of his daughter's diaper issues.

  • 23

    "Park Drinking"

    On the kind of person who might drink in a park.

  • 24

    "4 Year Old"

    Louis gets delightfully -- and frighteningly -- honest about life with a 4 year old.

  • 25

    "Boys vs Girls"

    On the difference between raising boys and girls.