King Robert Baratheon has long been dead in 'Game of Thrones,' thanks to a hunting expedition, but he's been seemingly been reincarnated in the form of Russell Crowe... or rather, Russell Crowe's new beard, which begs to question if the star is as big of a hot mess as this former 'Thrones' monarch.

Actually, if you want to get technical, the beard is more like a combination of Geore R.R. Martin, Robert Baratheon and former Hand of the King Ned Stark (Sean Bean). But no matter which way you spin it, one thing can be agreed upon: Russell Crowe, this beard is tragic. Hopefully this is not what we should expect from 'Noah.'