First of all, Whoopi Goldberg looks fantastic for being a great-grandmother. Big props, funny lady. Second of all, even if you're Whoopi Goldberg's great-grandchild, you better call her Whoopi, but she'll take just "Whoops" if need be.

The comedienne hit 'The Tonight Show' last night to talk about both her ever-expanding family tree and her next role in 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,' plus she brought with her the first clip from the film! The results were basically riotous.

Whoopi, can we come to your next family gathering? We'll call you whatever you want.