Emilia Clarke Would Like Close-Ups of All the ‘Game of Thrones’ Penises, Please
Game of Thrones Season 6 may not cower to critics, but when the Mother of Dragons demands it, showrunners are wise to follow. A new interview with Queen Daenerys herself, Emilia Clarke, calls for a very flaccid end to the HBO drama, which itself apparently denied fans Jason Momoa’s “fabulous” member.
Speaking with Glamour, Clarke jokingly addressed the disparity of nude scenes between male and female characters, noting in the case of Jason Momoa’s Khal Drogo at least, viewers missed out on some adorable fluff:
I saw his member, but it was covered in a pink fluffy sock. Showing it would make people feel bad. It’s too fabulous. No, I don’t know why. But I’d like to bring your memory back to Mr. Michiel Huisman [Khaleesi’s love interest in seasons four and five] and I copulating for the first time, which began with me saying, ‘Take off your clothes,’ and then you got to see his perfect bottom.
Asked what Game of Thrones fantasy she’d like to see realized, Clarke also teased a very unexpected end to the series’ titular power struggle:
I want to see Daenerys and her three dragons share the throne. Eat goat they’ve barbecued. And bring back all the pretty boys, get them to take their trousers down, and be like, ‘I’m now the queen of everything! I’d like close-ups of all the boys’ penises, please.’
Well, assuming Jon Snow lives after all, Kit Harington might live to regret it. We’ll see just how much Clarke gets her wish when Game of Thrones Season 6 premieres on April 24, trailers of which you can find below.