As they gear up for the premiere of the 'Comedy Bang Bang' show on IFC, airing June 8, the talented brains behind the show have brought us the ULTIMATE summer teaser trailer on Funny or Die, starring everyone you love.

The teaser spoofs every big summer movie, from crying to death to explosives and affairs, this fake teaser has, as 'SNL''s Stefon would say, everything. At least everything we've come to expect from a trailer for a summer blockbuster event, like maniacal mad men plotting destruction, unplanned pregnancies, conspiracy, and all the oversold melodramatic line readings you can stomach. It even ends with the now infamous, loud drone of the 'Inception' score. What more could you ask for? Nothing, the answer is nothing because this is the only trailer you will ever need to see ever again.

You can watch the video below, which stars Jon Hamm, Zach Galifianakis, Michael Cera, Jack Black, Will Arnett, David Cross, David Wain, Seth Rogen, Reggie Watts, Nick Kroll, Topher Grace, Will Forte, Andy Richter, Chris Parnell, Casey Wilson, Colin Hanks, 'Comedy Bang Bang''s own Scott Aukerman, and yes, even Pauly Shore.

It's quite the line-up, and it's enough to make us wish this movie was real. Even if everyone literally only had one line and the entire film played out like the fake trailer, we'd totally watch it.