‘Sharknado 3′ Draws a Frenzy of Cameos in Newest Trailer

Sharknado 3 took its particular brand of Oh Hell No! insanity to the White House in the film’s first sneak peek, but with a frenzy afoot on Capitol Hill, out come the celebrities. Frankie Muniz, Lou Ferrigno, Penn Jillette and more are just some of the famous folk having sharks rained upon them in the latest trailer for our third national Sharknado.

Issued alongside the new trailer (which, as expected, includes a boatload of flying sharks), Syfy’s latest press release outlines the famous faces signing up to be celebrity bait this time around:

Ian Ziering (Fin), Tara Reid (April) and Cassie Scerbo (Nova) star in Sharknado 3, which will cause mass destruction in Washington, DC, then roar down the Eastern Seaboard before the final confrontation in Orlando, Florida.

Joining them will be David Hasselhoff (Fin’s father, Gil); Bo Derek (April’s mother, May) and Nickelodeon stars Ryan Newman (April and Fin’s daughter, Claudia Shepard) and Jack Griffo (Claudia’s friend, Billy).

Among the newly-announced cameos, Frankie Muniz plays Nova’s friend, mechanic Lucas Stevens, while Penn Jillette and Teller, respectively, are retired NASA Lieutenant Colonel Stylo and Major Caissier. Playing Secret Service agents are Ne-Yo (Agent Deveroux), Lou Ferrigno (Agent Banner) and Grant Imahara (Agent Lodge), and Jackie Collins, Brad Keselowski and Joey Logano appear as themselves.

They join previously revealed cameos, including:

·         Mark Cuban (President of the United States)

·         Ann Coulter (Vice President of the United States)

·         WWE Superstar Chris Jericho (ride attendant Bruce)

·         Jerry Springer (tourist)

·         Jedward (tourists)

·         Ray J (NASA tech Tom Major)

·         Michele Bachmann as herself

·         Today’s Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb as themselves

·         NSYNC singer Chris Kirkpatrick (lifeguard)

·         Shahs of Sunset star Reza Farahan (Capitol Park policeman)

·         Comcast SportsNet’s Brian Mitchell (NASA tech)

·         Anthony Weiner (National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration director)

·         The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star Kim Richards (Universal Orlando Resort VIP Guide)

·         Former The Girls Next Door stars Holly Madison (military sergeant) and Kendra Wilkinson(waitress)

·         Washington Redskins outside linebacker Ryan Kerrigan (NASA tech) and offensive tackle Tom Compton (reporter)

·         ESPN’s Michelle Beadle (Special Agent Argyle), Marcellus Wiley (Army Specialist Iverson) and Max Kellerman (Army Sergeant Joseph)

Good grief. Sharknado 3 will plummet into the annals of movie history on July 22, but in the meantime, feel free to drink your way through the above trailer.