Game of Thrones can be hard enough for fans to keep keep straight, but if ever six seasons of un-pronouncable names and changing alliances should stick, it’d be Samuel L. Jackson recapping the realm. Yes, it seems Jackson hates the Lannisters about as much as he hates Foggy Nelson, recapping the entirety of Game of Thrones in a new video.

However the idea came about, HBO released a new eight-minute Beginner’s Guide to the series, with Jackson narrating six seasons of political intrigue, dragon-murder, and the unfortunate fates of any and all characters with the surname “Stark.” It’s about as uncensored as you’d expect from Samuel L. Jackson, and of course full of spoilers.

Dollars to doughnuts, we’d bet the clip ends up running at next week’s Comic-Con 2016 Game of Thrones panel, or at least on the Season 6 Blu-ray, but experience its full majesty above.

And hey, so long as he’s in a recapping mood, why not get Jackson to record the “Previously On” each week, rather than tip off every character appearing in the episodes? Food for thought, Season 7.

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