Last week saw our first real reveals of 'American Horror Story: Coven,' via Ryan Murphy and the cast from the TCA press tour, though even they have nothing on what FX conjures up for fans today. Months before the premiere, 'American Horror Story: Coven' has ushered its first creepy trailer, chock full of speculative nothingness!

Dubbed "Detention," the first official spot for 'American Horror Story: Coven' pans past a classroom wherein its witchy students have been made to face the fall, some off the floor altogether! Also, there's a cat! And a song about New Orleans! Via our powers of deduction, we've managed to conjure from the spot that Jessica Lange's character is secretly a carrot. Hey, they've done stranger things.

Elsewhere, we know that the third season will divide between both present and 1830s New Orleans, and highlight a clash between witches and voodoo. ‘American Horror Story: Coven’ will also welcome newcomers Kathy Bates, Emma Roberts, Angela Bassett, Patti LuPone and Gabourey Sidibe, along with returning franchise regulars Jessica Lange, Denis O’Hare, Alexandra Breckinridge, Lily Rabe, Taissa Farmiga, Frances Conroy, Sarah Paulson and Evan Peters.

Well, what are you waiting for? Prepare for the inevitable onslaught of insane teasers via the first look at 'American Horror Story: Coven' above, and give us your predictions for the new October season in the comments!