Just when you thought your frustration with American Horror Story’s coy promotion of Season 6 might be coming to a middle, FX throws a curveball. Only one of the teasers you’ve seen has anything to do with the actual theme and setting, which Season 6 plans to keep under wraps until the September premiere.

FX boss John Landgraf confirmed as much at the TCA press tour, noting that despite the wealth of teasers (and even a poster!) currently available, only one has any actual value. Via The Hollywood Reporter:

Every year, we lay out the themes and the new genre Ryan [Murphy] is going to be approaching; we thought it’d be fun [this year] to keep it a mystery — so we are. There are many more trailers than you’ve actually seen for hypothetical seasons of American Horror Story — different genres, different places. One of them is accurate; the others are all misdirects.

That said, certain set photos did seem to point toward a spooky colonial theme, which could just as easily serve as flashback for a different idea. They’re going to ride this train right into the September 14 premiere, and you know, I’m starting to think it won’t take us to space.

Whatever. Here, have some fake teasers. OR ARE THEY?!

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